2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

(via measurable)

churchvan:

if your boyfriend doesn’t worship your butt then he’s a lame and i’m very sorry you have to deal with that

(via suckmyvertical)

approvinqly:

food tastes better when you took it from someone

(via haiabbiehai)

legalmexican:

doritoslocostacosupreme:

her titties suffocating

omg

QUICK GIVE THEM CPR

(Source: imposetonanonymat, via haiabbiehai)

rhydonmyhardon:

you are my laptop

my only laptop

you make me happy

when the skies are grey

you’ll never know dear

how much i love you

so please dont take

the charger 

away

(Source: rhydonmyhardon, via contort)

christopher-walken:

"Sweet Dreams"

Here’s the full cover for my zine, “Infinite Tenderness”.

(via warmcozy)

manual:

Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty

(via affectionaate)

minimist:

but why are crop tops more expensive than normal tops

(via measurable)

rain-force:

plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner

(via seedy)