ivorycalifornia:

i told my mom i was gonna exercise and she laughed at me

(Source: sorryugh, via assume)

jawnpalace:

omg that was beautiful

(via that-filipino-kid)

ruinedchildhood:

I think we all know who leaked Jennette McCurdy’s nudes

(via measurable)

xplosivediarrhea:

the sun’s pretty hot… id fuck it

(Source: j6, via crystallized-teardrops)

cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

(Source: cinnamonraisinbagel, via fake-mermaid)

acrocalypse:

dream date:

take me to the mall

give me $2000 

leave

(Source: clivas, via asvprock)

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

(via that-filipino-kid)

spenceromg:

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

(via beautiful-stranger0412)

pastabender:

goldr0ger:

lordflacko91:

truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

why the fuck is everyone talking about that dumb baby lets talk about the daddy

(via that-filipino-kid)

shesmywino:

whiskeyandspitfire:

strudelactivist:

semperfiandsemperfortis:

we-got-dods-here:

siouxzie-queue:

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

You know you sang it in your head.

OMG yes!

I sang it in my head holy shit

how long did this take

Yes

Remember when I started a fist fight because I wanted to hear this song at a party? Good times good song

(via impalapiesandpudding)