i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”

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trust-me-im-satan:

when people start getting close to your friends

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foodchewer:

if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash

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damn-you-steven-moffat:

if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple

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homosassy:

the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

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infractos:

its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina

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stutteringconfessions:

"white history month" "straight pride" "men’s rights movement"

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ocheano:

parents : you can’t have any problems you are just a teenager

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